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The Ultimate Insult

Trying to discover just exactly what the "ultimate insult" to Islam really is.

o  Muslims committed the huge blunder of revealing their vulnerability [cartoon flap]. Now the world knows what hurts them. When you find your opponent’s weak spot, it is exactly where you want to hit him… If Islam is ridiculed publicly and systematically, it will be defeated.  

o  Muslim psychology…is all pomposity and bravado. I give you my word that if Islam is ridiculed publicly and systematically, it will be defeated. Shame is a great motivator as well as deterrent. Do not underestimate the power of ridicule. This is serious stuff not a laughing matter…  

o  How much ridicule is enough? Until it hurts. The pain of shame must become bigger than the comfort of clinging to this false fetish. When you see their eyes are popping out of their eyeballs, their veins bulging in their necks, foam forming at their mouths, and they are ready to explode, you know that the remedy is working. Give them more. They will either die of heart attacks or they will come to their senses and recover from this insanity.  

o  Every one of us must become a cyberwarrior and mock Muhammad, Islam and the Muslims. Use your talent. Draw cartoons based on the hadith and the Quran. You can find tons of ridiculous stuff in these books to lampoon. Write articles, lyrics, jokes, plays, do whatever you can to ridicule Muhammad the prophet pretender and Muslims. Don’t heed to their howls and cries.  


Tuesday, March 07, 2006

The "Ham" Story That Started it All

From : and a link over at :

Muslim fury over prison food
Mar 2 2006

By Adam Smith, Birmingham Mail

DISGUSTED Muslim prisoners at a Midland jail are boycotting meals after a rogue kitchen worker was caught filling their halal curries with unholy ham.

Prisoners at HMP Blakenhurst received a written apology from the Prison Service after the discovery and Imams were on hand to console distraught Muslims.

Wasim Zafar, aged 19, from Alum Rock, spoke out after visiting his relative in the Howell Drive Category B prison.

"He was very depressed and had lost a lot of weight because he has not been eating much since he found out what had happened with the curries," he said. "He feels he can't trust anyone again after finding out such a disgusting problem with the food."

And Wasim's brother Anis, aged 27, who had also visited the prison, explained why including ham in the halal curry caused such anguish.

He said: "This is the ultimate insult to any Muslim. All the food we eat has to be blessed."

"This has really messed up the heads of anyone who ate the unholy meat. Religion is central to any Muslims life and this shows total disrespect to our religion."

Islam decrees that followers cannot eat meat from a pig as it creates "lowliness in character and destroys moral and spiritual faculties in a man".

It is unknown how long the prison kitchen worker had been contaminating the halal food.

The Prison Service admitted there had been an incident at the HMP Blakenhurst, which houses 1,070 inmates, and that the prisoner, who was caught throwing tinned ham in the curries, had been punished.

"We can confirm that officials at HMP Blakenhurst discovered that a prisoner had contaminated halal food," said a spokesman. "The person responsible has been disciplined and everyone who ate any of the food was sent a letter of apology and Imams based at the prison were on hand to deal with any issues that have arisen."

There are currently an estimated 4,500 Muslim prisoners in jails in England and Wales with each prison offering halal food and special measures for prayers.


This is the story that caused me to ponder what the "ultimate insult" to Muslims really is, as I was starting to lose track considering the continuous "outrages" and "insults" being cited constantly by members of the religion of peace and the easily offended. Praise allah that they had those imams on hand to console those Muslims victimized by the ham that "caused such anguish"!


At 2:12 PM, Blogger American Crusader said...

haha..give the kitchen worker a raise. They should be happy they have food to eat.

At 4:45 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Buy ham! Take ham sandwiches to lunch! Take a ham sandwich into your local bank and munch on it while standing in line at Amina's or Mohammed's teller window!

At 8:28 PM, Blogger Pim's Ghost said...

This story just cracks me up so much! It's the reason I started this site! The reporter is trying so hard to be serious and it just comes out ridiculous! I love the line about the ham that caused "the anguish". I will never recover.

At 10:51 AM, Blogger von Schlichtningen said...

I just fell of my chair laughing. Brilliant!

At 12:41 PM, Blogger Cubed © said...


We're vegetarians, but I gotta tell you, if ham causes this much "anguish" for them, we may reconsider, at least briefly and under certain circumstances. . .

At 1:49 PM, Blogger friendlysaviour said...

Listen, instead of Nuking Mecca if they mess with the US, send in the B52's and CARPET BOMB them with thousands of ton's of SPAM, HAM, and PORK SALAMI> they could never throw stones at the Devil again, or run
around that square again.
Make sur it's all past it's sell by date.
Pentagon planners, are you taking note? Start stocking up with tinned ham now!

At 7:36 PM, Blogger Pim's Ghost said...

A new meaning to "spamming", indeed! Add some dog hair and I think it's a go.


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