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The Ultimate Insult

Trying to discover just exactly what the "ultimate insult" to Islam really is.

o  Muslims committed the huge blunder of revealing their vulnerability [cartoon flap]. Now the world knows what hurts them. When you find your opponent’s weak spot, it is exactly where you want to hit him… If Islam is ridiculed publicly and systematically, it will be defeated.  

o  Muslim psychology…is all pomposity and bravado. I give you my word that if Islam is ridiculed publicly and systematically, it will be defeated. Shame is a great motivator as well as deterrent. Do not underestimate the power of ridicule. This is serious stuff not a laughing matter…  

o  How much ridicule is enough? Until it hurts. The pain of shame must become bigger than the comfort of clinging to this false fetish. When you see their eyes are popping out of their eyeballs, their veins bulging in their necks, foam forming at their mouths, and they are ready to explode, you know that the remedy is working. Give them more. They will either die of heart attacks or they will come to their senses and recover from this insanity.  

o  Every one of us must become a cyberwarrior and mock Muhammad, Islam and the Muslims. Use your talent. Draw cartoons based on the hadith and the Quran. You can find tons of ridiculous stuff in these books to lampoon. Write articles, lyrics, jokes, plays, do whatever you can to ridicule Muhammad the prophet pretender and Muslims. Don’t heed to their howls and cries.  


Monday, April 10, 2006

Commemorating The Date

From "Crazy Jihadin' Mo's Birthday":
"This week marks more than Tax Day for the US infidels. This Tuesday also marks Crazy Jihadin' 'Prophet' Mo's Birthday. This fine occasion is an official holiday not only here in the Islamic Republic of Malaysia, it's one in the rest of Dar al Islam as well. The fact that Mo and his kindred spirit Adolf, two homicidal psychopathic megalomaniacs cut from the same cloth, have birthdays only a fortnight apart in the same month is a supreme irony."
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I've given some thought as to what might be appropriate on this day. As part of the commemoration, we can all go out and purchase some henna for our hair. According to the above-pictured comic book Mohammed's Believe It or Else!, Mo died his hair red:
"Without a doubt I saw Allah's Prophet dyeing his hair with [henna] and that is why I like to dye my hair with it."
--Burkhari vol. I, no. 167
See also vol. IV, no. 747 and vol. VII, no. 785
That information got me to wondering if Ibrahim Hooper of CAIR uses a henna rinse. Only his hair dresser knows for sure, I guess.

From Pedestrian Infidel's The Anti-Jihadist, below are a few additional suggestions for celebrating the special event. Pick and choose as you see fit, or come up with your own ideas.
"10. Buy pork, eat pork
9. Post Mo's cartoons in some more places, online or elsewhere
8. Draw some new Mo cartoons, and share
7. Buy alcohol (Danish booze is a plus)
6. Buy the books of any counter-jihadist authors, like PI's own Mark Alexander
5. Read the Q'u'r'a'n and laugh
4. Send money to Jihadwatch
3. Convert a Muslim into a Christian
2. Go to church next Sunday
1. Put the Qurans at Borders on the bottom shelf"
[For information about the policy at Borders see this, this, and this]
Honey Baked Ham Store, I'll be at your counter first thing in the morning!

Go ye forth and collect fatwas.


At 6:05 AM, Blogger Pim's Ghost said...

Yes, the Easter Ham will be all the more inticing this year I believe....

At 3:16 PM, Blogger George Mason said...

This celebration just stimulated creative juices. The notion of a special menu for this mo-mentous occasion came to mind. Many of these dishes exist in the rational world, so all we have to do is change a few names.

Take that pig on a spit, the one with the apple in its mouth. How about "prophet on a platter"? Then "koran-smoke salmon." "Belly-of-mo/lettuce/and tomato sandwich on Jewish rye." Islamic hot dogs, using real dogs. We could make a special ALCOHOLIC beverage for the occasion and call it "hair of the dog" to go along with a "fatwa frappe'." Then the hors d'ouvres are rich with possibilities, such as "hadiths on the half-shell" and "Allah got your tongue?" Of course, we must never forget the legion possibilities of "head cheese."

This could be almost as good as the Restaurant at the End of the Galaxy.


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