Hadji Girl

Hadji Girl

I was out in the sands of Iraq
And we were under attack
And I, well, I didn't know where to go.

And the first thing I could see was
Everybody's favorite Burger King
So I threw open the door and I hit the floor.

Then suddenly to my surprise
I looked up and I saw her eyes
And I knew it was love at first sight.

And she said

Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad
Sherpa Sherpa Bak allah
Hadji girl I can't understand what you're saying.

And she said
Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad
Sherpa Sherpa Bak allah
Hadji girl I love you anyway.

Then she said that she wanted me to see.
She wanted me to meet her family
But I, well, I couldn't figure out how to say no.
Cause I don't speak Arabic.

So, she took me down an old dirt trail.
And she pulled up to a side shanty
And she threw open the door and I hit the floor.

Cause her brother and her father shouted

Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad
Sherpa Sherpa Bak allah
They pulled out their AKs so I could see

And they said

Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad
Sherpa Sherpa Baklavah
So I grabbed her little sister and pulled her in front of me.

As the bullets began to fly
The blood sprayed from between her eyes
And then I laughed maniacally
Then I hid behind the TV
And I locked and loaded my M-16
And I blew those little ****ers to eternity.

And I said

Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad
Sherpa Sherpa Bak allah
They should have known they were ****ing with a Marine

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Good Job Marine!

'Haji-Girl'