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The Ultimate Insult

Trying to discover just exactly what the "ultimate insult" to Islam really is.

o  Muslims committed the huge blunder of revealing their vulnerability [cartoon flap]. Now the world knows what hurts them. When you find your opponent’s weak spot, it is exactly where you want to hit him… If Islam is ridiculed publicly and systematically, it will be defeated.  

o  Muslim psychology…is all pomposity and bravado. I give you my word that if Islam is ridiculed publicly and systematically, it will be defeated. Shame is a great motivator as well as deterrent. Do not underestimate the power of ridicule. This is serious stuff not a laughing matter…  

o  How much ridicule is enough? Until it hurts. The pain of shame must become bigger than the comfort of clinging to this false fetish. When you see their eyes are popping out of their eyeballs, their veins bulging in their necks, foam forming at their mouths, and they are ready to explode, you know that the remedy is working. Give them more. They will either die of heart attacks or they will come to their senses and recover from this insanity.  

o  Every one of us must become a cyberwarrior and mock Muhammad, Islam and the Muslims. Use your talent. Draw cartoons based on the hadith and the Quran. You can find tons of ridiculous stuff in these books to lampoon. Write articles, lyrics, jokes, plays, do whatever you can to ridicule Muhammad the prophet pretender and Muslims. Don’t heed to their howls and cries.  

ALI SINA

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Dear Fanatic Muzzie Islamist

Now I believe it is time to show solidarity with the people in the West hiding from Islamist death threats.

I am specifically talking about Mr. Rushdie, Ms. Ayaan Hirsi Ali, The editors of Jyllandsposten, the 12 cartoonist and all others in a similar situation. These people must hide and/or be protected the rest of their lives because of fanatic Islamist.

But I hope they do not hide in fear but in pride. They have managed to gain up to 1,3 billion Muslims as their enemy. This is quite some achievement.

They have been given Fatwas. And we are not just talking about any ordinary Fatwa. Not one of these puny Fatwas on religious principle, like whether menstruating horses are ok for riding on Tuesday. Those any half decent Mufti will pull out of his sleeves any given Monday.

Nope we are talking about the Fatwa of death. It is the somber and most serious of all awards. The ultimate of honor bestowed on an enemy: You pissed me off!

In the UK you may be bestowed with a Knight Commander of the order of The Most Excellent Order of the British Empire (see medal). People will call you Sir. But quite frankly? Enemy of enemies? How many modern Sirs, do you know who have been killed or are in hiding? Right!

No, the death Fatwa is the Award of awards. The upcoming medal is too big to be carried by an elephant and the title on par of a minor deity.

I want this prestigious award. And I will teach you how to get it as well. Just do as I. Make a drawing of Mohammed. Insert it into the document below. Change the signature and send the whole document as an e-mail to:

Governments of:
Saudi Arabia: info@saudiembassy.net
Syria: syrembas@syrembassy.net
Libya: lbyun@undp.org
Iran: INFO@IRAN-EMBASSY.ORG.UK
Pakistan: info@pakistan-embassy.org
Lebanon: info@lebanonembassyus.org
Egypt: embassy@egyptembdc.org
Indonesia: made.mastra@embassyofindonesia.org

Important: Please forward the following to all members of your government and clergy:


Dear Fanatic Muzzie Islamist,

I hereby request a Fatwa against me. For be it known to all – I have drawn the Muslim prophet Mohammed, who ain’t a prophet, as far as I am concerned.

Furthermore due to the lack of my drawing skills or in spite of them he came out ugly!


I don’t want no ordinary Fatwa either. No miserable cease or desist Fatwa. No, Sir, I desire a real death Fatwa corresponding to the great sin of having drawn Mo himself.

In addition I knew I was not supposed to make a drawing or otherwise insult your sorry fundamentalist asses. That must surely count as an aggravation when issuing my Fatwa? Could it maybe be done as an express job? I like the good quality paper with the golden lining and the signature in blood by an über-Mufti/-Imam/-Mullah – if you would be so kind.

If you have any doubt about the quality of my insults – please contact me. I will not mind to become personal, if I find you deserving.

Hoping for a speedy process and to hear from you soon,

I remain yours truly,


Peter von Sclichtningen
http://theultimateinsult.blogspot.com


The more Fanatics you can send to - the better. I have been unable to find contacts for Al Qeada, Hamas and Hezbollah. But I am still looking.

The results are guaranteed. Just watch the news.

After you make a picture of the prophet and you have a website - you can with pride use the following graphic (click here for more and in different sizes):



If you want to, you can leave a comment after you have drawn Mohammed and I will publish your name and an eventual website here.

List of persons, who have drawn Mohammed:

  • Kurt Westergaard, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005

  • Jens Julius Hansen, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005

  • Franz Füchsel, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005

  • Arne Sørensen, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005

  • Annette Carlsen, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005

  • Erik Abild Sørensen, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005

  • Rasmus Sand Høyer, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005

  • Claus Seidel, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005

  • Poul Erik Poulsen, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005

  • Peder Bundgaard, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005

  • Bob Katzennelson, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005

  • Pim's Ghost, What Would Charles Martel Do?, drawing, 10.3.2006

  • von Schlichtningen, hmmh.blogspot.com, drawing, 25.2.2006

NB. The last of the 12 cartoonists, Lars Refn, with a cartoon in Jyllandsposten did not draw Mohammed. He just drew a schoolboy in front of a blackboard. On the blackboard is written in Persian: "The journalist of Jyllandsposten are a bunch of reactionary provocateurs".

It is not fair but he has a Fatwa against him too.

Warning: If you want to be anonymous, be careful which e-mail service you use. Even hotmail includes your IP address. So either use a method (proxy server) to hide your real IP or use other mail services like Google E-mail.

posted by von Schlichtningen @ 1:29 AM

3 Comments:

At 9:12 AM, Blogger Kiddo said...

Add me to the list as well. My cartoons are not drawn well, but I may add them here anyway. The are currently just on my Flickr account. I'll put them here and nvite someone with artistic skills to "pretty them up" a bit.

 
At 5:47 PM, Blogger Cubed © said...

You know, this whole idea of utterly FLOODING these jerks with "offensive" drawings is great!

How about, when everybody has figured out how to conceal his/her identity, they could all be sent simultaneously, maybe enough of them to crash their systems? Could that be done? I'm very tech-challenged, so I don't know.

How about other offensive material, like Playboy Centerfolds and stuff?

Maybe they'll be so offended that they'll explode without benefit of a bomb belt!

Pim's Ghost, you be careful, OK?

 
At 6:45 PM, Blogger Cubed © said...

Good grief! I just noticed the small print:

"The last of the 12 cartoonists, Lars Refn, with a cartoon in Jyllandsposten did not draw Mohammed. He just drew a schoolboy in front of a blackboard. On the blackboard is written in Persian:

"The journalist of Jyllandsposten are a bunch of reactionary provocateurs".

Now THERE'S an example of some REALLY sophisticated humor! For Pete's sake, I haven't heard anything THAT amazing since I was about 6!

 

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