Dear Fanatic Muzzie Islamist
Now I believe it is time to show solidarity with the people in the West hiding from Islamist death threats.
I am specifically talking about Mr. Rushdie, Ms. Ayaan Hirsi Ali, The editors of Jyllandsposten, the 12 cartoonist and all others in a similar situation. These people must hide and/or be protected the rest of their lives because of fanatic Islamist.
But I hope they do not hide in fear but in pride. They have managed to gain up to 1,3 billion Muslims as their enemy. This is quite some achievement.
They have been given Fatwas. And we are not just talking about any ordinary Fatwa. Not one of these puny Fatwas on religious principle, like whether menstruating horses are ok for riding on Tuesday. Those any half decent Mufti will pull out of his sleeves any given Monday.
Nope we are talking about the Fatwa of death. It is the somber and most serious of all awards. The ultimate of honor bestowed on an enemy: You pissed me off!
In the UK you may be bestowed with a Knight Commander of the order of The Most Excellent Order of the British Empire (see medal). People will call you Sir. But quite frankly? Enemy of enemies? How many modern Sirs, do you know who have been killed or are in hiding? Right!
No, the death Fatwa is the Award of awards. The upcoming medal is too big to be carried by an elephant and the title on par of a minor deity.
I want this prestigious award. And I will teach you how to get it as well. Just do as I. Make a drawing of Mohammed. Insert it into the document below. Change the signature and send the whole document as an e-mail to:
Saudi Arabia: firstname.lastname@example.org
Important: Please forward the following to all members of your government and clergy:
Dear Fanatic Muzzie Islamist,
I hereby request a Fatwa against me. For be it known to all – I have drawn the Muslim prophet Mohammed, who ain’t a prophet, as far as I am concerned.
Furthermore due to the lack of my drawing skills or in spite of them he came out ugly!
I don’t want no ordinary Fatwa either. No miserable cease or desist Fatwa. No, Sir, I desire a real death Fatwa corresponding to the great sin of having drawn Mo himself.
In addition I knew I was not supposed to make a drawing or otherwise insult your sorry fundamentalist asses. That must surely count as an aggravation when issuing my Fatwa? Could it maybe be done as an express job? I like the good quality paper with the golden lining and the signature in blood by an über-Mufti/-Imam/-Mullah – if you would be so kind.
If you have any doubt about the quality of my insults – please contact me. I will not mind to become personal, if I find you deserving.
Hoping for a speedy process and to hear from you soon,
I remain yours truly,
Peter von Sclichtningen
The more Fanatics you can send to - the better. I have been unable to find contacts for Al Qeada, Hamas and Hezbollah. But I am still looking.
The results are guaranteed. Just watch the news.
After you make a picture of the prophet and you have a website - you can with pride use the following graphic (click here for more and in different sizes):
If you want to, you can leave a comment after you have drawn Mohammed and I will publish your name and an eventual website here.
List of persons, who have drawn Mohammed:
- Kurt Westergaard, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005
- Jens Julius Hansen, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005
- Franz Füchsel, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005
- Arne Sørensen, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005
- Annette Carlsen, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005
- Erik Abild Sørensen, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005
- Rasmus Sand Høyer, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005
- Claus Seidel, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005
- Poul Erik Poulsen, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005
- Peder Bundgaard, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005
- Bob Katzennelson, Jyllandsposten cartoonist, 30.9.2005
- Pim's Ghost, What Would Charles Martel Do?, drawing, 10.3.2006
- von Schlichtningen, hmmh.blogspot.com, drawing, 25.2.2006
It is not fair but he has a Fatwa against him too.
Warning: If you want to be anonymous, be careful which e-mail service you use. Even hotmail includes your IP address. So either use a method (proxy server) to hide your real IP or use other mail services like Google E-mail.