There is no such thing as an experienced suicide bomber
Maybe we could all make a collection to start a training camp? We could call it "Path to Eden". Put in some commercials in the newspapers, a few new cartoons of Mo to get the tempers going. It could become an industry. Maybe we could offer courses by correspondance and the Internet. We would have to mail the training kit - the biggest problem is transport -explosives are considered risky.
Slogan for the publicity: Get the most bang for the buck