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The Ultimate Insult

Trying to discover just exactly what the "ultimate insult" to Islam really is.

o  Muslims committed the huge blunder of revealing their vulnerability [cartoon flap]. Now the world knows what hurts them. When you find your opponent’s weak spot, it is exactly where you want to hit him… If Islam is ridiculed publicly and systematically, it will be defeated.  

o  Muslim psychology…is all pomposity and bravado. I give you my word that if Islam is ridiculed publicly and systematically, it will be defeated. Shame is a great motivator as well as deterrent. Do not underestimate the power of ridicule. This is serious stuff not a laughing matter…  

o  How much ridicule is enough? Until it hurts. The pain of shame must become bigger than the comfort of clinging to this false fetish. When you see their eyes are popping out of their eyeballs, their veins bulging in their necks, foam forming at their mouths, and they are ready to explode, you know that the remedy is working. Give them more. They will either die of heart attacks or they will come to their senses and recover from this insanity.  

o  Every one of us must become a cyberwarrior and mock Muhammad, Islam and the Muslims. Use your talent. Draw cartoons based on the hadith and the Quran. You can find tons of ridiculous stuff in these books to lampoon. Write articles, lyrics, jokes, plays, do whatever you can to ridicule Muhammad the prophet pretender and Muslims. Don’t heed to their howls and cries.  


Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Middle East Fill In the Blanks Map


Considering the rather extreme insults hurled at us by Iran lately as well as the insults they claim the West has cast on them, as well as that pesky nuke, I thought it long past time for this one, folks. That's right, it's a fill in the blanks contest! The way Ahmadenijad is acting, I don't much expect his country to STAY on the map, and well, maps do change. So enjoy this view of the Middle East without Iran, play with it, caption it, whatever you wish. We may as well draw something in as a prelude to what's bound to happen (or should happen) with this pesky regime. Besides, doesn't this remind you all of those great maps produced in the Middle East that don't include Israel? Odd, eh? Turnabout is fair play, at least in the map game.

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At 4:58 PM, Blogger George Mason said...

Without a doubt, the funniest bit of "Iranian geography" is THE WELL, south of Tehran. Almondine-Jack is looking to pick an armageddon-style fight, in order to end the earth. At this point, and please sit down for the rest of this, the Mahdi (Shia equivalent of resurrecting Christ) will come up from this well to take over everything.

So, although it is a trifle long, it reminds me of my roots, and I submit the name for the country as "Colder-Than-A-Well-digger's-Asshole."

At 5:53 PM, Blogger Pim's Ghost said...

I like it! Now don't forget, Jesus is supposed to show up just prior to the Mahdi to stun us with some amazing swordplay. That was one bit from the interviews I did with several Shias that had me straining to keep a straight face. But then, "Issa is one of the lights". Can we say Zoroastrian influence here now? Not that that doesn't appear elsewhere, in all honesty, but still.

At 4:21 PM, Blogger Cubed © said...

I KNEW it! Iran is the Black Hole of civilization - all civilized stuff is drawn in, destroyed, and can never re-emerge!


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