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The Ultimate Insult

Trying to discover just exactly what the "ultimate insult" to Islam really is.

o  Muslims committed the huge blunder of revealing their vulnerability [cartoon flap]. Now the world knows what hurts them. When you find your opponent’s weak spot, it is exactly where you want to hit him… If Islam is ridiculed publicly and systematically, it will be defeated.  

o  Muslim psychology…is all pomposity and bravado. I give you my word that if Islam is ridiculed publicly and systematically, it will be defeated. Shame is a great motivator as well as deterrent. Do not underestimate the power of ridicule. This is serious stuff not a laughing matter…  

o  How much ridicule is enough? Until it hurts. The pain of shame must become bigger than the comfort of clinging to this false fetish. When you see their eyes are popping out of their eyeballs, their veins bulging in their necks, foam forming at their mouths, and they are ready to explode, you know that the remedy is working. Give them more. They will either die of heart attacks or they will come to their senses and recover from this insanity.  

o  Every one of us must become a cyberwarrior and mock Muhammad, Islam and the Muslims. Use your talent. Draw cartoons based on the hadith and the Quran. You can find tons of ridiculous stuff in these books to lampoon. Write articles, lyrics, jokes, plays, do whatever you can to ridicule Muhammad the prophet pretender and Muslims. Don’t heed to their howls and cries.  


Friday, April 21, 2006

Check The Toilets

From the BBC:
"Facilities in a prison are being built so Muslim inmates do not have to face Mecca while sitting on the toilet."
I'm going to make sure that all my potties FACE EAST! Life's little joys are such pleasures.


At 12:53 PM, Blogger Muslim Unity said...

Who are you being paid by? The American government to spread such hate? STOP IT you are all ignorant people. Do not try to get all of us more angry than we already are with all fo you. We will one day loose our patience with all this.

At 5:37 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Paid? By the government? Bwahahahaha!

We infidels who know what's what are the ones losing patience. And if you don't want to be ridiculed, get a grip. Repudiate your moon god, and join the 21st Century. Repudiate the hate known as Islam, the geopolitical ideology which divides the entire world into us and them (aka Dar al-Islam and Dar al-Harb).

Islam has been at war with civilized society for 1400 years.

My mantra is "Go ye forth and collect fatwas."

At 7:20 PM, Blogger Pim's Ghost said...

Paid by? Your site is the one with all of the spiffy ads and hate speech Unity. Who exactly is going to "lose patience with us"? Suicidal freaks who might want to fly hijacked planes into our buildings? Ooops, already happened....Bombing our embassies? Ooops, that's been done too....come to think of it, it seems like the entire Muslim world has lost patience with us and reacted (Surprise!) to it VIOLENTLY. Then YOU end up finding our site and you tell us what to do? You come here and make threatening comments?

"Muslim Unity"--you are more than welcome to come here and comment. Just as I have just done on your absurd site. I even invite you to tell us what the "ultimate insult" to Islam really is, since the list is so annoyingly long that we all have lost track. But do not EVER come here or to any other site I post on and order any of us to stop anything. I'm just figuring that you are one of two things : a fake who is doing this stint of blogging as a big joke, or someone Homeland Security would like to meet. Either way, play nice or not at all.

At 3:54 AM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Pim's Ghost,

I will satirize the absurd ritual of any ideology.

Normally, I am a very considerate person. But keep pushing me and I WILL push back.

At 4:58 AM, Blogger Pim's Ghost said...

No problem. Of course for something good to satirize, go straight to the horse's mouth, as it were, in this case.

At 7:46 AM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Pim's Ghost,
go straight to the horse's mouth, as it were, in this case.

I catch your drift.

At 8:34 AM, Blogger George Mason said...

O, pbuh on Allah, my comment never made it to the fatwas. Iblis made me press the wrong button, or was it Allah? Is there a difference?

Anyway, what I said earlier that went into the ether was that it mattered not a single damn to me which way the toilet faces. Facing Mecca gets the job done, however, so I cannot oppose orienting the defactorium that way. However, what is really important is having an adequate stack of korans by the defecatorium (they don't come on the roll, you know). You know, the ones on velum. Now, that gets the job done!

At 4:55 PM, Blogger Cubed © said...

OK. Someone, please solve this one: There's this guy, a prisoner, and he has to relieve himself. Depending on whether it is Number One or Number Two, how does the toilet have to be situated so that he never faces Mecca?

If you're just squatting over a hole in the ground, I guess that's pretty easy, but with a toiled in a fixed location against a wall, it might just become a really serious problem for the poor fellow!

At 4:58 PM, Blogger Cubed © said...

Gee, Muslim Unity,

"We will one day loose our patience with all this."

The way we figured it, you didn't HAVE any patience! Or at the very least, you lost it a long time ago - say, around 1400 years ago...

At 6:07 PM, Blogger Pim's Ghost said...

George, there's really no reason to not have the Koran come by the roll....we just need the right company.....

At 10:43 AM, Blogger George Mason said...

Hey, Pim's Ghost: I just love your entrepreneurial spirit! Maybe we could borrow the Charmin slogan, and tweak it? "Beheadingly soft." Or, instead of Great Northern Tissues, how about Meccan Miracle Sheets or Great Allah Tissues? How about lard-based cold cream impregnation of the sheets, to keep them kissably soft? Never forget: It ain't over until the paperwork has been done...

At 10:39 PM, Blogger Pim's Ghost said...

Nice GM! I have so man ideas and so little Photoshop expertise. I do have connections in the Industrial Design business.....don't think they want to lose their jobs entirely though....we'll have to venture forth. I must first achieve my MoKini, and my Photoshop skills are next to nothing. I'm at the point of either hiring people or hiring people to teach me. Bloody infernal machines. I should post a photo of my cell phone if you guys really want to see how much I really value technology--iPods EXCLUDED.


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