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The Ultimate Insult

Trying to discover just exactly what the "ultimate insult" to Islam really is.

o  Muslims committed the huge blunder of revealing their vulnerability [cartoon flap]. Now the world knows what hurts them. When you find your opponent’s weak spot, it is exactly where you want to hit him… If Islam is ridiculed publicly and systematically, it will be defeated.  

o  Muslim psychology…is all pomposity and bravado. I give you my word that if Islam is ridiculed publicly and systematically, it will be defeated. Shame is a great motivator as well as deterrent. Do not underestimate the power of ridicule. This is serious stuff not a laughing matter…  

o  How much ridicule is enough? Until it hurts. The pain of shame must become bigger than the comfort of clinging to this false fetish. When you see their eyes are popping out of their eyeballs, their veins bulging in their necks, foam forming at their mouths, and they are ready to explode, you know that the remedy is working. Give them more. They will either die of heart attacks or they will come to their senses and recover from this insanity.  

o  Every one of us must become a cyberwarrior and mock Muhammad, Islam and the Muslims. Use your talent. Draw cartoons based on the hadith and the Quran. You can find tons of ridiculous stuff in these books to lampoon. Write articles, lyrics, jokes, plays, do whatever you can to ridicule Muhammad the prophet pretender and Muslims. Don’t heed to their howls and cries.  


Saturday, April 22, 2006

Well, here's another problem that our Muslim friends have to cope with (hat tip: TROP)

Thursday, April 20, 2006

How will Muslims pray in space: Malaysia

KUALA LUMPUR: How do Muslim astronauts pray in space? Malaysia’s National Space Agency is holding a conference to consider such questions as the country prepares to send its first citizen into orbit.

A nationwide competition in the majority-Muslim country has narrowed the field to four astronaut candidates, three of whom are Muslims.

Two will eventually be trained and sent into space by Russia, and Malaysia’s space agency - Angkasa - said it had been scratching its head over how Muslim rituals could be carried out properly.

Performing ablutions for Muslim prayers with water rationing in space and preparing food according to Islamic standards will be among the issues discussed, said Angkasa Director General Mazlan Othman.

“So far, Angkasa has not discussed these matters with Russia because the candidates have not been decided and the needs of Malaysian astronauts have not been determined,” Mazlan was quoted as saying by the state-run Bernama news agency.

“We have to make preparations to discuss with Russia when the time comes,” she added.

The astronaut will also visit the International Space Station, which circles the earth 16 times in 24 hours, so another thorny question will be: How to pray five times a day as required by Islam, she said. Working out the direction of Mecca while hovering above the earth will also prove challenging.

The two-day Islam and Life in Space seminar will begin next Tuesday, bringing together 150 scientists, astronauts, religious scholars and academics.

An official from the Malaysian Astronomy and Islamic Law Association said that the gathering would be the first time the Islamic world mulled life in space.


At 6:20 AM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

But if the astronauts are catheterized, what then? They won't be able to control the direction of their elimination.

At 9:16 AM, Blogger Cubed © said...

Good thought! I know so little about the solutions to certain problems in space... I guess if they are catheterized, they can always tilt themselves away from the earth, completely avoiding the "Mecca issue."

You got to wonder, though, if the bag is below the astronaut, and the urine runs towards the earth and Mecca, is that the same as peeing while facing Mecca?

So many problems, so little time!

At 10:49 AM, Blogger George Mason said...

Where is Einstein when you really need him? That lazy school boy! Since there is angular momentum involving the orbit, it seems we might have to go to the General Theory of Relativity. Except, quantum mechanics seems so much more useful: Two subatomic wave-particles can be in the same place at the same time in the same orientation--or so they say. Sounds pretty incomplete to me. Nevertheless,if the Muslim astronaut (and how is that for an oxymoron?) could adjust the momentum and spin of his butt just right, his head could be in Mecca and his butt...Or, did I get that backwards. Oh, well, at least it won't fall as blue ice on Mecca, so they should be happy about that.

At 12:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Practical problems have to be solved:

Muslims Leaving Earth


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