In light of recent and horrible attacks on both French protesters as well as French Jews (details at link in title), I have come to the conclusion that we here in the US must once again come to the aid of the French people, as they don't seem to be doing anything for themselves. Why they will put up with cars all over their country having been torched, Jews being lit on fire, and protesters being beaten and dragged about I cannot say, but it makes their cry for help all the louder.
As I cannot actually command armies, all I can do in this effort is to start a lighter drive for the French people. Why not fight fire with fire? Perhaps they are just lacking the weaponry available to their violent Muslim citizens. Well, the French Muslims have flammable property just as much as do the non-Muslims who put up with them (again, for what reason I cannot imagine). Perhaps if we are able to arm these poor, defenseless people with enough Zippos and even disposable lighters they will finally be able to take it to the streets. And until NATO steps in, we need to do what we can, folks! So do what you can, in your cities and towns, get those lighters pouring in!
We pulled together for the hurricane victims, we have worked hard to help the French in the past (well, we saved their pathetic asses, actually), so I know that we can do this, folks! Let's help them strike a blow for Ilan Halimi and the other victims, not to mention all of those cars. Remember, the French don't drive the big cars that we do, so it'll take a lot less fire-power to get this going.
Lighter fluid, gasoline and SPINES will also be accepted as donations.